more humane than clubbing,
they say
and it better maintains the quality
of the meat
“Massacre of innocents”
you have to drive the hollow six-inch spike
into the skull
at just the right angle, 20°
I think the instructional video said
“Civilians ‘shot in the streets’”
so you can slide the stiff wire
through the spike
down the fish’s spine
to finish the job
“Worse than ISIS”
the fish usually still flinches
after you’ve pierced its brain
but it’s supposedly just
involuntary nerve movement
“Horror in Bucha”
it’s important to slice the gills
and bleed it right after the kill
so there won’t be any “fishy” taste
when you serve it
“…torture and massacre of civilians”
I saw a picture of a man
shot while riding his bicycle
I think he was carrying
a sack of kartoplia